Conner

Mark

Rick

Jason
Mario

Nick

 

"Big Foot" Conner is known for his massive striking abilities.  He's got nice sideburns, and is a clutch performer.  We're all fans of Conner.

 

Mark "Can't shoot" Smith is a great defender.  He is called 'cant shoot' because he says he can't shoot- but he can shoot and should shoot more

 

Jason "the enforcer" Sperry- Rough defender, unselfish player.  Improving a lot from the first season.  Called the enforcer- cuz he enforces.  Jason knocks nizzles around fa sho... no one can stop him.

 

Mario "whitebread slice" Rivera- we all know why he's called white bread, but bread is just more than white.  He's a slice- and with enough slices, we have a bread.  So Mano represents a part of our team.... as a whole.

 

Nick "cage" Dorazio- Turned down many college scholerships so that he could come and support the team.  We are still awaiting the shutout.  Nick started 3 years at North Caronlina State and then decided to play here with us at 5 points.

 

Ricky "The noise/tell the story" Pyne-  I'm only around for entertainment purposes.  Sometimes i lose my temper and flatten someone... or kick the ball out of bounds because someone looked at me cock eyed.  Also, i can make the noise.  Sorry guys, but i've been offered a lot of spots on the A league so i think i'm headed there...

i'm a star

 

George isn't on the team yet.

 

Also- Our official score keeper Rene Achong...

our loudest fan Kristen Miller

and our Cinemetographer Sarah

I'd also like to give a special rovers shout out to our Manager, Tony the Tiger and his dog Fido.  We're glad you came along for the ride. 

 

These are all girlfriends, you'll notice I don't have one.  This is because...

well i'm not sure why this is...

but it's okay with me.